Own Goals...

Funny, exciting and heartbreaking all at once

Scoring own goals is not fun if you belong to the team who scored it. It can be euphoric and enthraling if you are on the opposing side. To a neutral viewer, it can be down right hilarious and amusing to see.

One example is yesterday's (22 June) Euro 2024 match between Turkey and Portugal. Turkish defender, Samet Akaydin, tried to pass the ball back to the goalkeeper, Altay Bayindir. The latter didn't notice the pass. Bayindir had to run after it with no success. The result of that mistake led to Portugal leading 2-0. The end result was Portugal winning 3-0.

Fortunately, there are other incidences of own goals being scored.

When it comes to the 'scorpion-kicks' in football, fans will usually cast their minds to Rene Higuita's unforgettable save against England or Olivier Giroud's FIFA Puskas award-winning effort against Crystal Palace in 2017.

The timing and technique involved makes it one of the most visually pleasing things to witness in our beautiful game but when done wrong, it can be the most embarrassing action. Festus Baise will know that exact feeling, given how he scored a scorpion kick of his own when playing for Hong Kong side, Citizen AA, back in December 2011.

Citizen were 3-0 up in their Hong Kong Premier League match against Sun Hei. Baise just needed to keep a calm head and see out what should've been a relatively straight-forward final 15 minutes of the game.

However, with 10 minutes to go, Baise cemented his place in football folklore for all the wrong reasons. As Sun Hei's Jack Sealy sent a cross into the box, centre back, Baise tried intercepting the pass by throwing out a leg behind him while diving forward in an attempt to stop the ball from falling to an attacker lurking behind him.

By swinging out his leg, Baise perfectly caught the ball with his heel, sending it high into the air and over his goalkeeper's head where it spectacularly landed into the back of the net.

The Nigerian defender was left to look up to the heavens while Sun Hei quickly collected the ball before retreating back to their own half with the comeback now on. While Sun Hei did get another goal, Baise's blushes were somewhat spared given how Citizen held on to secure a 3-2 win.

Moldovan goalkeeper, Radu Mitu, who was just 18-years-old at the time, was just 10 minutes into his debut for Milsami Ursidos when he somehow threw the ball into his own net. The blunderous moment came seconds after saving a low shot, which was going well wide, during a match against Rapid Ghidigici.

As he stood up and looked to get the ball rolling again, Mitu managed to somehow not release the ball when he wanted to and seeing him inadvertently chuck it past the post and into his own net. Things went from bad to worse for Mitu. The red-faced keeper went on to concede a last-minute winner as his side lost the Moldovan First Division match 2-1. A debut to remember but sadly for all the wrong reasons.

 

It could be said that Christoph Kramer hasn't had a career to remember. When it came to the 2014 World Cup final, where he was playing for Germany, when he was unfortunately knocked unconscious during the first half after a collision with Argentina's Ezequiel Garay.

After being substituted in the 31st minute with concussion, the German midfielder had no recollection of his country winning the World Cup - the biggest game of his career. Only a few months later, the Borussia Monchengladbach man will have wished he could have wiped his his freak own goal against Borussia Dortmund from his mind instead.

Under seemingly no pressure during a Bundesliga encounter, Kramer received the ball just inside the centre circle in his own half. He opted to play it back to his own goalkeeper – the safe choice. Only he didn't elect a straight forward pass along the floor. He, instead, went for a chip - forgetting that Yan Sommer had moved further up the pitch to play the ball out from the back in the first place.

Completely caught out, Sommer tried to back peddle to reach Kramer's beautifully weighted lob but his efforts were to no avail. The ball was destined for the back of the net. Sadly for Kramer and Borussia Monchengladbach, the game finished 1-0 and the defeat ended their club-record 18-game unbeaten run.

While Kramer's effort was spectacular, Lee Dixon can claim that he was catching his own goalkeeper out before it was cool. The former defender now has the pleasure of calling out players' blunders as a commentator these days but his ridiculous back-pass ended up costing Arsenal all three points against Coventry City in 1991.

With less than 60 seconds on the clock during the First Division encounter, Dixon collected a long ball punted up field and decided to give David Seaman an early touch of the ball. After checking his passing options and with absolutely no pressure on the ball, Dixon lifts the ball back towards his own goal for Seaman to collect.

The former England right back put so much lift on his pass that he somehow chipped his compatriot from 35 yards out, making it one of the quickest own goals of all time. What made it worse was that the back-pass rule was still in effect at the time, which would have allowed Seaman to catch Dixon's effort without being penalised.

While the Gunners did manage to equalise, the Sky Blues went on to win the contest 2-1, leaving Dixon to stew on his terrible error.

It's fair to see why Tony Popovic's blunder against Portsmouth has been dubbed as one of the most beautiful own goals of all time. Akin to Festus Baise's effort, Crystal Palace's centre back, Popovic wowed the Fratton Park crowd for pulling off one of the greatest Premier League gaffes.

With Palace already down 2-1 in the top-flight encounter, Pompey's Steve Stone played a ball towards the front post which Popovic looked to clear. With some fizz on the cross, Popovic flung his leg in such an unconventional manner in an attempt to get the ball away from danger.

Moments later, however, the big Australian could lay claim to one of the most attractive own goals in football history after the ball loop high off his heel and into the back of the Palace net.

The fixture between Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers will rightfully be remembered for Sergio Aguero's last-gasp, title-winning strike but that wasn't the only time this fixture conjured up an unforgettable strike.

Back in April 1998, the two sides were both fighting for survival in the Football League's Second Division with points coming at a premium. The game was finely poised at 1-1 when Jamie Pollock pulled off a goal not too dissimilar to Paul Gascoigne's wonder goal against Scotland at Euro '96.

Having intercepted a cross from the right-hand side, Pollock, like Gascoigne, flicks the ball over one of his team-mate's and opponent's head while making his way into the box. However, unlike Gasocigne, Pollock was in his own box, rather than QPR's.

As Martyn Margetson rushes out to collect the ball, Pollock sends his header looping over his own keeper and into the net, completing a very impressive sequence. The goal put City 2-1 behind before they equalised through Lee Bradbury later on. However, the draw would later see City relegated to the third division for the first time in their history.

It's hard to wonder just what was going through Milan Gajic's mind when he scored his rocket of an own goal for FC St. Gallen back in 2014. There have been some spectacular own goals down the years but the Serbian may just top the lot when it comes to actual technique regardless of what he wanted from the outcome.

On the opening weekend of the Swiss Super League in the 2014-15 campaign, Gajic and his Young Boys team-mates were looking to get the season off to a promising start but Gajic was a bit too zealous with his approach. The incident occurred during a failed St. Gallen attack during the second half, which saw Young Boys retain possession on the edge of their own box.

Almost out of nowhere, Gajic inexplicably decides to run onto the dropping ball and smash it on the full volley into the the top corner of his own net, while giving the hosts a bizarre 2-1 lead.

The wonder strike left the stadium and Gajic for that matter, completely stunned with the midfielder surprising himself at what had just occurred. Luckily for Gajic, his blushes were saved after a last gasp equaliser from Young Boys ensured a share of the spoils.

While Djimi Traore can boast having a Champions League winner's medal to his name, the former Liverpool man also has one of the most bizarre own goals in history on his CV, too.

In a 2005 FA Cup tie with Burnley at Turf Moor, Traore lined up for the Reds with Rafa Benitez placing his trust in the Mali international in what was an inexperienced line-up on the day. Traore was selected in order to bring composure to a backline that included David Raven and Zak Whitbread but his footwork suggested he was severely lacking in that department.

As the ball was whipped into Liverpool's six-yard box by Richard Chaplow, the Frenchman, under little pressure, clumsily backheeled the ball into his own net while spinning in a circle in an attempt to get rid of it.

The Cruyff-like turn gone wrong was the only goal of the game and saw Burnley, who were in the Championship at the time, dump the Premier League side out of the competition in the third round.

The goal even spawned it's own football chant, which was sung along to the tune of 'Blame It On the Boogie' by the Jackson 5. It went: 'Don't blame it on Biscan, don't blame it on Finnan, don't blame it on Hamann, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet…'

During a CONCACAF World Cup qualifier between Haiti and Canada back in June, Haiti's goalkeeper, Josue Duverger, managed to score the blunder of all blunders. Having received the ball from his defender with plenty of time on his hands to decide what to do with it, Duverger initially miscontrols the ball which is now slowly rolling towards his goal line.

He can be somewhat forgiven for miscontrolling the ball initially. It's not a problem, it happens all the time. Players miss the ball but a quick look down and composure is regained. However, for goalkeepers, it's slightly different - a little more alien so to speak. On this occasion, Duverger never recovered.

In a moment of panic, the Canada born goalkeeper tries to thump the ball away from impending danger but his standing foot makes contact with the ball first before his intended kick clumsily just slices the ball across the line and into his own net.

While nearly all own goals are avoidable, this one is that little more excruciating, given he had plenty of chances to avoid catastrophe. This will surely keep him awake at night.

In regard to Chris Brass, it has to be said that is actually one of the most impressive own goals, not because of the skill involved but because of how he almost broke his own nose in the process. It's 22 April 2006 and Bury have made the journey to the north east to face Darlington in a League Two match.

Just eight minutes into the encounter, Darlington mount an attack and have the ball at the top of the Bury area. Darlington don't do much with the chance and send a ball high into the box to seemingly no-one.

In an attempt to clear the ball, Brass ran into the box to thump the ball away but only managed to smash it into his own face and past a young Kasper Schmeichel to give Darlo the lead. Brass nearly broke his own nose as a result of his hilariously botched clearance, just to add to the humiliation.

However, Bury managed to fight back and claw all three points, winning the encounter 3-2. While the two clubs that have faded into obscurity in recent years, both will be immortalised in football folklore for this gaffe alone.

On a serious note, however, own goals seem to hit the charts in the ongoing Euro 2024 tournament. Own-goals lead the way in the scoring chart, with the fifth one of the tournament coming Thursday through Italy defender Riccardo Calafiori in his team’s 1-0 loss to Spain.

The other unfortunate players to score in their own net were: Germany’s Antonio Rüdiger (against Scotland); Austria’s Maximilian Wöber (against France), Czechia’s Robin Hranáč (against Portugal) and Albania’s Klaus Gjasula (against Croatia).

These five have come from just 18 games so far. There were a tournament-record 11 own goals at the last edition three years ago. In an unusual start to Euro 2024, only one player has two goals — Germany forward Jamal Musiala — and 40 players have scored one goal. Gjasula has scored for and against his country. There’s also this unlikely stat: None of the 47 goals have been penalties.